After you shower, how far up your butt crack do you go with your towel?

[Jack Herer]

I know you gringos don't shower much, but I figured we'd give it a shot.

 

[whalewager]

I shower twice a day. I air dry pretty much because after I shower I like to prance around and show my jewels.

 

[Number_9]

I know you gringos don't shower much, but I figured we'd give it a shot.

How deep is your crack? Mine dries fine on its own....

 

[steaktartar]

way up.......looks like the clown spitting the scarves out of his mouth trick watching me dsimount the shower towel

 

[Number_9]

I shower twice a day. I air dry pretty much because after I shower I like to prance around and show my jewels.

And the legendary Lazy 11, of course.

 

[Mamon]

The question really is how far do you dig up and into your asshole while in the shower with the soap and peanuts. Can never be too clean..

 

[quantumleap]

The question really is how far do you dig up and into your asshole while in the shower with the soap and peanuts. Can never be too clean..

I have soap that has pieces of lemon peel in it for traction. Helps get out any bits of TP that may have stuck up in there.

 

[quantumleap]

way up.......looks like the clown spitting the scarves out of his mouth trick watching me dsimount the shower towel

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Winner of theRX award for best adaptation on a theme using a visual reference.

 

[NES]

I spread my cheeks in front of the fan usually if not I cruise with musty crack.

 

[NES]

Just goes to show that I tought you guys everything you know about posting polls.

 

[wiesman02]

Somehow I knew Herer would be starting more threads wondering about our asses.

Don't respond to his crap. He's just gonna fantasize about our asses. Frankily, I dont want his grimmy, homo ass fantasing about my butt.

NES might be ok with it, but not me.

I KNOW YOUR TRICKS HERER. If you want ass, go to your local gay bar. There's plenty of boys there for ya willing to give it up

 

[NES]

Jack knows where to go to get ass, this is just foreplay for him.

 

[Jack Herer]

Fuck you both. Specially you likesman02. Closet homo!!!

 

[NES]

Fuck you both. Specially you likesman02. Closet homo!!!

I love it when a beaner finally gets to the point that they can say words that start with an "S" without putting putting an "E" in there. Too bad in this case the E belongs in there Cheech, its spelled "especially".

 

[Jack Herer]

Is this better?

Metase el dedo en el culo pedazo de mama pichas.

 

[NES]

no, it is not better.

 

[wiesman02]

I think Jack said something about putting fingers or dicks in our mom's butt.

My mom's a good lady. No need to get her into this Jack.

 

[NES]

no he said for you to stick your finger in your butt you piece of dicksucker.

 

[Devilwoman]

no I said for you to stick your finger in my butt and pinch my dick...sucker.

gaychop

 

[Devilwoman]

Dry your assholes! WTF is wrong with you people?